Think good thoughts.
Beverly Hills, 90210 Christmas Gifs | “Somewhere in the World it’s Christmas”
Jim: So where are you gonna spend the holidays, son?
Dylan: I’m going to Baja.
Brandon: Baja California. Favorite recreation spot of Brenda Walsh. Dylan, sit down and join us, please, as we take another long trip down memory lane.
Brenda: Let’s not and say we did.
Dylan: There you go. Merry Christmas, everybody.
Dylan: You can’t tell me you believe that crap.
Kelly: I didn’t say I believed it. I was asking for your opinion.
Dylan: You want my opinion? All right, I’ll give you my opinion. It never happened.
Kelly: Well, Steve said —
Dylan: I don’t care what Steve said, Kelly, he’s going out with Brenda’s understudy. The man is not thinking with his head. He’s thinking with his zipper.
Kelly: Oh, and you don’t think that Roy Randolph has a zipper?
Dylan: I thought you said you didn’t believe it.
Kelly: I don’t.
Dylan: Let’s change the subject.
Kelly: Okay, fine.
Brandon: Bren, aren’t you supposed to be in Palm Springs with Stuey?
Brenda: Who? Thank God Dylan was nice enough to bring me home.
Dylan: Yeah, no problem.
Brenda: I’m gonna get some food.
Dylan: So did you have a good time at the chancellor’s?
Kelly: It was great. So is this why you’re so anxious for me to move out?
Dylan: Yeah, right.
Kelly: Why don’t you get some food. I’m sure you’re hungry from your long ride.
Dylan: I’ll tell you what, Bran, if you ever feel the need to borrow her again, feel free.
Steve: How, how did it go?
Laura: Hi. Oh, incredible. I got to do Maggie the whole rehearsal.
Steve: Oh, that’s great.
Laura: Yeah. Roy loved my ideas.
Steve: Really? What happened to Brenda?
Brenda: Brenda wasn’t there. Somebody called her and told her that rehearsal was three hours later. Any idea who that might have been, Laura?
Laura: I don’t know what you’re talking about. I can understand that you’re upset, but don’t take it out on me.
Brenda: You’re right. I guess I should start with my friend Steve here.
Steve: Let’s go.
Brenda: What, you gotta go and spread more rumors about me? What’s next, Steve. That I slept with Eddie too?
Steve: I never said anything that wasn’t true.
Brenda: I always knew that you were weak.
Steve: Brenda, let’s get one thing straight. I’m your brother’s friend, not yours.
Brenda: And that’s a relief.
Steve: Well, now that you have the part, choke on it, okay?
Brenda: One more thing, Laura. I may have missed rehearsal, but I am still Maggie. And you still have nothing. Except for Steve, which is kind of the same thing, I guess now, isn’t it?